vriskaaserket:

I WAS DRINKING WATER AND I JUST SPIT IT OUT ON TO MY SCREEN HOLY SHIT
discovers:

best one yet omg haha

meggitthemaggot:

piledriverswaltz:

why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes

are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law

probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.

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shekillswithkissesxo:

moonist:

palmist:

florels:

mean-maori:

mygoddessathena:

they have the exact same laughing face omg

Already Reblogged before but good lord, that freaking gene pool is amazing

DAVE MY BB

franco brothers omg

can i have one of dem


DAVE I CHOOSE YOU
‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no. And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you out on it (via clarasoswld)

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